Your party traipses into the mystic gypsy’s lair. Sitting across from her crystal ball, you ask her to tell you everything about the mysterious figure and the Ark of MacGuffin.
The gypsy tells you everything you need to know, including what the dejected salesperson meant when he said ‘place it simultaneously at the highest peak and the lowest valley of the world.’ Overjoyed over how easy your quest will now be, you start to take your leave.
“Not so fast,” the mystic gypsy croaks. “Where’s my money?”
Sheepishly, you tell her you have none.
The mystic gypsy immediately transforms the three of you into farm animals, sells you separately at below market price, and makes a mean profit. You are later turned into bacon and eaten by a fat farmer.
Never mind, let's not do that.
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