Monday, January 2, 2012

Page 23D



Even though you probably skipped – I mean, didn’t ask any questions  just so you can keep on reading – I mean, adventuring, you celebrate over the fact that you have infinitely more information than you did before concerning your upcoming quest. The shotgun wizard leans over to the Barkeeper and says, “So, do you have to answer questions often?”

The Barkeeper freezes. “You asked a fourth question,” he thunders.

The bar falls silent. “You asked a fourth question,” he breathes. He towers over your party, preparing to smash you into the ground with his turkey-sized fists.

“Aw, crap,” the shotgun wizard moans.

At that exact moment, the frightening guard from the prison slams his hammer into the Barkeeper’s chest. “They’re mine,” he snarls.

An explosion rocks the tavern.

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