The shotgun wizard and the jetpack dragon loudly complain about their rights and poor treatment as the slavers drag you toward their destination. Ignoring your companions, you listen to the slavers and realize they are actually quite nice guys. One has three little girls. Another plays shuffleboard on the weekends. A third always makes sure to put the toilet seat down. Despite their niceties, you fail to forget they’re planning on selling you to a life of slavery, and so you begin to hatch a plan of escape.
Looking around you, you realize there is another prisoner inside the carriage. He pokes his head out and feebly gasps, “You! Listen to my pleas!”
You decide to humor him. It’s not like you can do anything else anyway.
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