“Long ago, I promised my father that I would obtain the Ark of MacGuffin and place it simultaneously at the highest peak and the lowest valley of the world. This has been a promise passed down from generation to generation, and now I am the last salesperson alive, but I fear I shall die soon.”
You wonder why none of the salesmen ever succeeded if the promise was passed down from generation to generation, but the dejected salesperson interrupts your reverie.
“The Ark of MacGuffin is currently in the care of a mysterious figure who resides in the castle of Flooph within the kingdom of … of… I can’t remember the name, but it’s next door. I have tried many times to retrieve the ark, but I have been foiled every time by his numerous traps, puzzles, and minions. Please, please fulfill this quest for me. If you don’t, my family will never ascend out of purgatory into heaven! Please! You must promise me! Please!”
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